Day 3 - Leaving the Cradle

Today Poppy and I will leave the house. It's time.

Ever since my father left me and my mother, our lives changed forever. Mother vowed never to leave the front of the tv until she watched the whole series of Grey's Anatomy (rip) and I swore never again I would depend on someone else to survive on this cruel TALL GRASS OF DOOM filled world.

And now with Poppy, my BRAVE bulbasaur, I can finally follow my dream: to bully money out of Pokemon trainers so I can get my own house!

I mean, think about it: most Pokemon trainers are whiny kids who left... Read More

Day 1 - Who are you?

"Are you a boy or a girl? What's your name?"

As professor Oak asked the questions, I thought his midnight sessions with his Vileplume where finally affecting his brain. I mean, I've lived next door for the last 12 years and I've been secretly circlejerking with Gary, his grandson. When he asked what was his grandson's name, however, I knew he was completely braindead and my chances of finally getting my hands on some Pokemon had been shot down.

Unless I made some drama.


Day 2 - It's dangerous outside, take this!

Today I... Read More